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The 100 Ep. #5 (Season #3) Review!

Hello everyone :D! Happy Wednesday a.k.a The 100 day eve. Once again, we are grouping up with The Bookmato Chronicles to review episode #5 of The 100 Season #3!

For those of you who don’t know, The 100 airs on Wednesday on The CW at 9/8C.

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Also, be prepared for spoilers! Though, the Parents Guide (From Worried Teens) only has mild spoilers

Summary of episode #5:

The show beings with a mass murder, a genocide of sorts started by the Sky People who are STRONGLY mislead by Pike (oh my gosh PIKE IS EVIL and I just UGH). They leave Indra alive and dying so that she can leave a message for Clarke and Lexa when they return from The Ice Kingdom. A war is on the horizon O_O and strangely, Thelonious is still a nut cake and people are liking it.

 

~ On a Random Note~

-Wren seems like a promising character…

I thought Wren died…or am I mixing things up? May be mixing things up. You know what would be cool? If I fell in love with another Wren. We’d have little Wren babies. FLAP FLAP.

 

Characters:

Twins: Bellamy is just UGH. STOP THIS NOW, IT IS MADNESS! I blame Pike.

Wren: Again, seeing historical connections. Aka WWI which I am learning about in WHAP. People v. machine guns= dead people.

 

Twins: It makes no sense having Pike as the leader because he LITERALLY just showed up! OH MY GOSH I CAN’T EVEN! THE GROUNDERS WERE THERE TO PROTECT THEM AND THEY MURDERED THEM!

Wait, Indra is their friend!

Wren: Yes. And he’s been Chancellor for 24 hours. Also… Indra?? NOOO. She’s been labeled ally so many times before.

Twins: This is so unbelievable, why would Bellamy do this? He knows the grounders are good. I just can’t believe they would all be swayed this easily.

Wren:Bellamy can be nice. Sometimes. But  he’s damn sexy all de time.

Since when has Pike had actual power? Like…bruh. NO.

Twins: Lincoln is showing a lot of self control in there. And Raven’s old blonde boyfriend is still missing… (seriously, WILL THEY EVER EXPLAIN HIS ABSENCE!?)

Wren: OTHER SHOW.

 

Twins: The 100 is starting new fashion trends. Box backpacks…

Wren: And the box is also a backpack. Lovely transportation.

We’ll all be carrying around our stuff in box backpacks soon enough. Buy now!

 

Twins: He is an AWFUL Chancellor…………..

HE IS TOTALLY JUDGING HARD

Wren: I still hate Chancellor Pike -gags-

 

Twins: “In this world, when people leave they don’t come back,” Murphy. That is so sad 😦

Wren: He’s actually quite truthful, though

He is honest with her it seems :O

 

Wren: Whoa…FIGHTING…

And…poor Lincoln. Abby looks like she wants Pike’s head. Haha. GET IT

 

Wren:What…since when do people listen to Raven?

Twins: Trueeeee. No one listens to the teens EVEN though they’ve been there FOREVER or at least longer :O and why do the teens run the clans? Like Lexa 😛

Raven gave Thelonious a dirty scowl XD

 

Wren: Now, Octavia hates Bellamy. Aw…torn relations…

And public humiliation.

Twins: AW I MISS THE GOOD SIBLING RELATIONSHIP 😦 I also love Octavia, she is such a great character!

 

Twins: I still think this season hasn’t been close to being as good as season 2 was. Season 3 is kind of boring so far 😦

Wren: Unless you like lots of betrayal.

~During the SHOCKING moment….~

 

Wren: I’m crying on the inside. BEELAAMYYY

Twins: Bellammmmy 😦 HE HAS GOOD POINTS~!

Wren: STOP BLAMing herrrr. He does…but still. Clarke has so much weighing on her.

Twins: True true. But why does all the weight fall on her? Why do all the adults expect her to do everything when she is just a kid :O?

Wren: i know… please kiss, though. i love bellarke. and i give up on punctuation and stuff…

oh gosh…belammy.nooo.

Twins: OH MY GAWSH BELLAMY I AM ANGRY! HOW COULD HE AGUUHHHHHH

Wren: -fangirls crying-

 

Wren: Raven acts so tough..I just want her to unravel and relax

Twins: I really liked Raven :D!

 

Wren: I love the Octavia and Clarke stuff going on

Twins: ME TOO! GIRL POWER WOOT WOOT XD AND LOOK IT’S HER MOM 😀 AND MARCUS THE GOOD GUYS! YAY

Wren: oh man. Sexy times with Emory and Murph

and she’s gonna abandon him after. One night stand.

 

Wren:

“Run, Raven, run!”

Oh…no…raven…no. No pills. No drugs. Stop. Pleasseee.

AND THE PREVIEW. people getting dem drugs

IT”S A CULT

Parent’s Guide:

  • In the beginning there is a mass murder, a TON of dead bodies are shown.
  • There is swearing 😛
  • Murphy takes on the art of playing dead by painting his face with Rabbit guts.

 

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